Sunday, October 7, 2018

The Lies Have It

This is an ARC from NetGalley courtesy of Simon & Schuster for an honest review.

These Lies Will Kill You... This Lie Will Kill Us... This Lie Will Kill You by Chelsea Pitcher needs a murder mystery for itself. It is one of those books I love to call "the dine and dash" books. How can you have a murder mystery dinner and no dinner or food anywhere?
As you can tell from the crossed out words I had a hard time getting the title straight because I feel like it misrepresents the book. There is more than one lie in this book so which lie is going to kill you? You is typically referred to as the reader in the writing world. It would have worked if the story was written in the second person, but that could just be me being picky.
My biggest annoyance with this book is there was not a lot of suspense hence the dine and dash. I knew who the killer was the moment I read that character's POV because the character reminded me so much of Judge from Melissa Marr's Made for You spoiler alert: Judge is a killer and a psychopath.
I loved Juniper and Gavin and was shipping them so hard, but I am still confused about this one tiny blip in the relationship if they even have one. I am still unclear about most things in that book.
I only have two criteria for murder mystery books: 1) it must be believable and 2) it has to have me on the edge of my seat and biting my nails to the quick.
Well, I knew who the killer was so there went the murder mystery. It is actually obvious who the killer is and it makes me so sad. The author actually does not do much to dissuade the audience from thinking it could be the other characters because one lives by guilt, one is "dead" before the party fully begins and I will not say much more because all you have to do is read it and you will see what I mean about it.
Also, the summary had me thinking people were going to die so I was waiting for people to die, but only three characters you meet die and two of them are not exactly the main characters.
I will give the author points for Doll Face though because I was totally wrong about that one on all counts, but right at the same time. Like I said it is complicated and you have to read it to understand what I mean.
It is a book I will buy when it comes out, but it is not the greatest murder mystery I have ever read.

3.5 stars

A fractured Fairytale Found

How to Fracture a Fairytale by Jane Yolen is kind of disappointing. I came into that book expecting fairytales not mostly editorial notes and then sticking the poem at the end. It kind of lost the whole meaning and beauty of poems.
I would have liked it better if the poems were at the front of the book in a section and then the notes from the author about the poem and what fairytale it is supposed to be about at the back of the book.
It could just be me but I like using my imagination when reading poems because I could not see what the author said she was writing about.
That being said I did like a couple of poems, but I wanted more because by the time I got into it and understood how the structure was. The poems need to stand out a bit more because I thought it would all be editorial notes and the stories would be at the back, but no.
I love fairytales and I was hoping for more instead of being 97% in and thinking you had just started reading the book.
I finished it in 10 minutes so if anyone is looking for a really short book this would be perfect for you.
3.5 stars

Xmas Break by J E Rowney

 I received a copy of Xmas Break: A Christmas Thriller  by J E Rowney in exchange for a honest review. I feel like the best way to put this ...